I thought moving to the northwest part of USA meant eating more fresh fish and more outdoor fun… However, it rains constantly and my sashimi quality has been downgraded. I thought my parents would make this up to me by getting me something decent for xmas. Well, so much for creativity… They got me the usual squirrel squeaky type thing that’s not even alive. And now this creature next to me? My aunt gave me this fat round thing supposedly meant to look like me. I’m truly offended. Christmas? Bark-humbug!