Yo-Yo Diet

So the humans got to feast on Lobster Tails ($3.99 sale!) for dinner… while their loving pet, me, is stuck on a prescription diet. Well well well… I had the last laugh! My dad forgot to take out the trash!! While he and mom were out, I found lots of goodies that were still edible!! The trash is an amazing thing. I ate some meat stuck on the lobster tail shell, korean pear peels, hamburger grease, bread, and wet paper towels! Yum! Oh, and I left the cleaning up to mom. She seems to do that well…