Kibbles vs Burgers

I feel like venting a bit today. My doctor put me on a prescription diet, because he says I should lose about 10 pounds. While I have to eat the same kibbles everyday, my parents cook up a feast! Today, they gobbled up salmon burgers right in front of me! They know how much I like salmon, and yet, they didn’t give me any!!! I guess my mom felt guilty, so she gave me a microscopic piece of the left over buns. What am I, a duck? I don’t need bread! Bark Bark!