Dog Bed Infomercial

My humans left the tv on for me in the hotel while they were out and about. They think it’s a nice gesture which will keep me company, but I think it’s just an excuse to drown out the noise incase I bark. But anyway, I had nothing better to do, so I gave the TV thing a try. I’m usually not the type of dog who falls for infomercials, but I saw this amazing dog bed! Dogs of all breeds and sizes looked so comfortable while sleeping. 2 easy payments of $19.95 looked like a good deal for a memory foam bed… I think I might chew up my old bed so my humans will get me one of these… It’s either that or faking I have a back injury which my dog breed often gets.