I love getting mail! I normally don’t like the postman, but today, I forgive him coming to the front door for bringing me some good stuff! *bark bark*

Here’s what I love to do when I don’t go to play fetch.

I hate Halloween! My mom and dad think it’s cute to put me in costumes for Halloween and it makes me miserable! I’m sure all you other pets out there feel the same way… We should rebel by not eating dinner! … Oh wait! bad idea… I’ll think of something! *bark bark* The evil humans also made a video of me in my costume… Someone is going to have a missing shoe soon!

This is what I do on a day that is considered fun!

A new video of me after a bad day…

My mom can be very sneaky when cleaning the house… I have no idea where some of my toys end up… Some have been missing for years now. This time,  she won’t get to take away my loofa toy. I’ll be holding on to this one! Bark Bark!

Just a little bit more… I can almost taste it… As you can see from this picture, today was torture… My folks started the BBQ and today’s menu was Korean BBQ chicken… I hear it’s spicy, but I guess I’ll never know what it tastes like… Don’t the humans know that the table should be made for my height? The first thing I’m going to get rid of is this high table!! For now, I’ll go back to chewing the useless toy the humans think I like… No flavor! Tastes like cloth! BARK BARK!

Today’s just one of those days… I just want to relax… Relaxing on the covers my mom just washed always makes me feel better. My mom doesn’t like to wash the covers over and over again, so this time, I promise not to leave a trail of my fur. I’ll put dad’s socks on top and make it look like he used it instead

While my humans weren’t looking, I decided to check out the pantry. The pantry is a treasure chest of yummy good stuff. I saw that both of my humans were occupied with the tv, so I knew this was my chance to get away with something good. I turned around just for a second to grab a cookie, and… There was my mom standing, looking straight at me with her evil eyes. I guess this means no cookies? Bark Bark!

My humans were super depressed today and decided to go out for a bit… When they came back, they smelled like BBQ!!! How could they leave me, their cute furry friend?!! And NO left overs?!! I can’t believe this… I’ve decided to be a bad doggy the rest of the week. I saw that my dad got new shoes today…. hehehe…. BARK BARK!!