My mom still hasn’t gotten me a Christmas present… She recently made a circle scarf and put it on me this morning… I hope she doesn’t think this is my gift… It doesn’t taste good!!! Bark Bark!
I thought moving to the northwest part of USA meant eating more fresh fish and more outdoor fun… However, it rains constantly and my sashimi quality has been downgraded. I thought my parents would make this up to me by getting me something decent for xmas. Well, so much for creativity… They got me the usual squirrel squeaky type thing that’s not even alive. And now this creature next to me? My aunt gave me this fat round thing supposedly meant to look like me. I’m truly offended. Christmas? Bark-humbug!
It’s been a while since I’ve learned a new trick. My mom thought it would be fun to teach me how to beg… It’s the 2nd day of learning and I think I’m getting the hang of it… You just stick your paws up, right? *Bark Bark*
I got a new toy! Let’s see how long this chicken will last… My last toy lasted about 6 minutes before I destroyed it…*Bark Bark*