I go bananas for a banana But I must be calm and gentle in order for my mom to give some of my favorite snack! It’s hard being a pooch!

My parents are keeping me healthy by giving me lots of fruits and veggies while they chow down on junk food, like potato chips… Well, my dad left a few chips in the bag to see what I would do… Well, what’s a corgi supposed to do? I ate every last crumb left in that bag!

So, it’s that time of the year when my mom starts looking for a new bed to get me… Well, I have news for her… Dad’s tummy is the best bed ever!!

Ahhhh~~ How do you pooches like to relax? For me, there’s nothing like a bamboo back scratcher and my parent’s sofa cushion…

My parents really like the rain. They think it’s a nice change once in a while, since we don’t get a lot of rain in socal… Well, I hate the rain! I can’t do anything when it’s raining! It’s like taking a cold shower! *Bark Bark*

I love autumn weather since it means I get to go out and play fetch more. My mom and dad always throw my old tennis balls away… But this time I was smarter than them! I dropped the tennis ball into my water bowl while I was drinking, so they couldn’t take it away. After quenching my thirst, I was ready for another round of fetch! Ha Parents! Take that! *Bark Bark*

I had a bad dream the other night. I was eating a delicious t-bone steak when my mom took it away and gave it to a stray cat outside. She happened to be filming me through the nightmare and thought it was funny to post it on youtube… I’ll get her back… Even though I was dreaming, you can really tell I was yelling at my mom if you watch the video… *Bark Bark*

I love getting mail! I normally don’t like the postman, but today, I forgive him coming to the front door for bringing me some good stuff! *bark bark*

Here’s what I love to do when I don’t go to play fetch.

I hate Halloween! My mom and dad think it’s cute to put me in costumes for Halloween and it makes me miserable! I’m sure all you other pets out there feel the same way… We should rebel by not eating dinner! … Oh wait! bad idea… I’ll think of something! *bark bark* The evil humans also made a video of me in my costume… Someone is going to have a missing shoe soon!